Jessica Alba to have twins

The National Enquirer reports that Jessica Alba recently learned she’s going to have twins just like Jennifer Lopez and possibly Angelina Jolie. Alba is both excited and dismayed because this means she’ll have to redo her plans to include two babies.

One friend tells the publication, “Knowing that she’s going to have twins has turned Jessica’s life upside down. She and (fiance) Cash have had to scrap plans for a one-baby nursery and start all over again.”

Although the couple know they’re set to become parents to twins, they have no idea about the sex of their babies.

The source adds, “They’re not sure whether they want to know the sex of the babies now or wait to be surprised.”

Oh, no. She has to make room for two babies now. What a hassle. If she’s so stressed out over it, the smart thing to do is “forget” to take one of them home or throw it into the Pacific like everybody else. There. Problem solved.