Karolina Kurkova

Some may think Karolina Kurkova has it all. Beauty, fame, riches. However, one thing she doesn’t have, is a man. That’s right, Karolina will spend this Valentine’s day single. Instead of bubble baths for two and horse rides along the beach, she’ll have to settle for naked pillow fights with the rest of her mate-less Victoria’s Secret sisters. So, why is it so hard for Karolina to find a man anyway you ask? This is why.

“Guys are intimidated by me because I’m loud and I’m tall,” the supermodel told us. “And I’m not afraid to talk about things. So they’re like, ‘Uh, I don’t think so.'”

“I’m waiting for a guy to take me to do something super-crazy that I’d never expect, like bungee jumping,” Kurkova added. “Dinner is nice, but everyone does that. I’d really like something unexpected.”

Unexpected? Super-crazy? Easy. Two simple words. Cock slap. Preferably in the middle of a candlelit dinner in a fancy restaurant. I’m a romantic.