Kate Beckinsale

Kate Beckinsale was talking about how she was called a slut when she moved from former boyfriend Michael Sheen, who she has a nine-year-old daughter with, to Len Wiseman. She then goes on to talk about her vagina which she refers to as a Pharoah’s Tomb and says how spectacular it is.

“I was called a sl*t when I split up with Michael and began seeing Len, but I’ve only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh’s Tomb!”

She said: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I’m told it is spectacular. But you can’t really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?”

I have nothing to say to this because I’m currently busy running around my room with my pants around my ankles trying to find a box of Kleenex.