The Blemish

Kim Kardashian has got it going on

By The Blemish, 12:49 PM on Feb 20, 2008, 2 Comments

Kim Kardashian

Damn. I could use Kim Kardashian’s butt as a surface to play Jenga on. The benefits of dating her are endless. Not only can you have sex with her, but after you’re done, you can rest your beverage and sandwich on her ass. Plus, look at how wide her mouth opens. Paris Hilton would be jealous.

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2 Responses to “Kim Kardashian has got it going on”

  • capt. cornhole
    7:10 AM

    I would eat her ass until my jaw locked up and I couldn’t move my tongue any longer.

    The only sandwich I would be interested in would be her and Coco! That would be a big old mess. Smoking hot chitlins and wriggling asses. Curves and hips for days.