Morning time wasters

You can’t see it, but I’m punching my router in the hopes it’ll stop being so slow. Do you think insults will work? Has it ever not? Hmm…

• Yeeeah: Paris Hilton likes facials
• Hollywood Rag: Big celebs show up for Madonna
• Egotastic: Olivia Munn in a bikini
• WIMB: That’s Pacey, motherfucker

• Hollywood Tuna: No bras, no problem
• Holy Moly: Who won’t let the Dogg in?
• AB: Pete Doherty and the Parisian harem
• Celebparasite: Little Ashton gets a birthday party
• EB: Open your eyes