Paris Hilton is amazing

Fresh off an ear shattering PR performance for her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, which didn’t help ticket sales at all, Paris Hilton is tapped to do another performance with the Vegas Pussycat Dolls. The CW PR person who has taken to calling themselves “Gossip Guy” (I’ll let you figure that one out) sent this in.

While most of you are aware that Paris will be in Vegas for her birthday this weekend, yours truly knows exactly where she’ll be celebrating. Miss Hilton will be performing with Robin Antin (Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious) & the Vegas Pussycat Dolls this Saturday, February 16th at the Pussycat Doll Lounge! I hear she’ll wear a costume designed by Miss Antin, and she’s prepared to sing as well. Perhaps a PCD inspired rendition of “Stars are Blind???”

If I were in Vegas, I’d rather solicit a hooker who leads me to a hotel room to be pistol whipped and robbed by her pimp than listen to that gigantic retard sing. I hear baby Jesus cries whenever Paris opens her mouth. I also hear God kills a kitten whenever you masturbate. Ha, good luck little kitties.