Britney Spears

Today’s obligatory Britney Spears post centers around the restraining order filed against Sam Lufti. TMZ obtained a copy of the document and has a little more detailed info. The restraining order requires Sam to stay 250 yards away from “Britney, the UCLA Medical Center and her parents’ homes and also alleges Sam Lufti drugged Britney, cut her home phone line, stole her cell phone chargers, constantly berates her and acts like he controls her. Also, Sam says Adnan is gay.

According to a declaration filed by Lynne Spears, on January 28, Lynne and Jamie arrived for an intervention — “Sam had told Britney that she was an unfit mother, a piece of trash and a whore, that she cares more about Adnan, her current boyfriend, than she cares about her kids, and that she does not deserve the kids.” The documents claim Sam said, “Adnan is gay … Britney came into the room looking for Adnan … Britney then asked me, ‘Is Adnan gay?”

The fun doesn’t stop there. It continues.

At one point, Britney “picked up a bottle of pills and read part of the label and asked us, ‘What does insomnia mean?’ Sam told her that the pills will help her stay awake.” Lynne continues, “Sam told Jackie and me that he grinds up Britney’s pills, which were on the counter and included Risperdal (an anti-psychotic drug for schizophrenia and bipolarity) and Seroquel.” The docs continue, “He told us that the doctor who is treating her now is trying to get her into a sleep-induced coma so that they could then give her drugs to heal her brain.”

According to the docs, Sam then encouraged Brit “to do tequila shots.” The document then claims Sam said, “let’s all do toasts with wine.” Brit refused to drink. Lynne claims before leaving for the drug store that night, Sam gave her drugs upstairs “to make her more light-hearted, happy, and fun.” During a dispute later that night, Sam allegedly said, “If you try to get rid of me, she’ll be dead and I’ll piss on her grave.”

The docs claim Brit “changed her three dogs’ clothes many times” in an agitated state.” Brit said, “Can I see another psychiatrist so I can see my babies?” Sam responded, “If I told you to take 10 pills a day, you should do what I tell you to see your babies.”

At one point, Brit allegedly said, “I want my Daddy up here. I want to talk to my Daddy.”

Sam’s plan must have come from watching insane amounts of movies and TV because most of this sounds absurd. I’m surprised the document didn’t accuse him of trying to drop ACME anvils on Lynne and Jamie Spears’ head or that he tried to kidnap Britney from the UCLA Medical Center and attempted to escape on a pair of rocket powered roller skates.