Heidi Montag

The always delusional Spencer Pratt continues to praise Heidi Montag’s music despite the overwhelming disgust the public had for their first single and subsequent video. Even with this minor setback, he still has big plans.

“When people hear what we have in the bank, it’s gonna blow their minds,” her manager-beau boasted. “Madonna, eat your heart out. Britney Spears, eat your heart out. I would say we have diamond records coming — they’re gonna sell 10-million plus.”

“We’re financing [the album] ourselves on a shoestring budget,” Pratt said. “It’s so organic. And this is just the warm-up. We’re just heating up the water in the bathtub. It’s gonna get hot!”

This story is littered with keywords that confirm all future projects will fail epically: shoestring budget, organic, blow their minds, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag. They didn’t describe a diamond selling record. They described a YouTube video. A poor one at best. If I were Spencer, I’d be asking myself how I can trick Heidi into filming a DP scene with two guys I found on Craigslist instead of finding new ways to embarrass myself even more.

Sorry for the slow posting. I think someone chopped the cable to my internet.