The J.Lo is in

Jennifer Lopez has finally checked into her private hospital room at North Shore University Hospital. Though her reps didn’t return calls for comment, a patient told Page Six

…staffers were aflutter, exclaiming, “J.Lo is here!”

Good. I hope even with all the expert medical staff around her, they forget she wants a c section, forget to give her an epidural and the twins come out at the same time in one big fetal mass.

Tired of looking at a fat Jennifer? Me too. Here’s an old photo shoot.