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Christina Aguilera explains to People why she chose to have a c section instead of giving birth the normal, more painful way. After reading this, I think that both you and I can agree Christina made the right choice because when she eventually dumps her monkey husband and comes crawling back to me, I don’t want to be able to throw a grand piano down there.

I didn’t want any surprises,” she says matter-of-factly of her decision to deliver via scheduled C-section at week 37 of her pregnancy. “Honestly, I didn’t want any [vaginal] tearing. I had heard horror stories of women going in and having to have an emergency C-section [anyway]. The hardest part was deciding on his birthday. I wanted to leave it up to fate, but at the same time I was ready to be done early!”

When the big moment finally arrived, “the instant I heard his cry, the waterworks started,” says Aguilera. Bratman, who filmed the birth and played the music of Miles Davis throughout, says, “We’ve played the [birth] video several times since, and all you can hear is me going, ‘Oh my God!’ I was beaming the entire time.” And when they placed Max in Aguilera’s arms, “I said, ‘Hi, Papa, hi, my little angel,” she recalls, “and he looked up at me and opened his eyes for the first time. The connection was incredible. You can’t believe the love you feel.”

I worry about vaginal tearing too. Not having it, but causing it. It’s a concern me and my lovers share before we, you know, do it. The first time is always rough, but eventually my stuffed animals get used to the size. Yea, I know. I’m all man, baby.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

She still has an opportunity to experiance anal tearing via my left hand. I would love to fist her hot ass. See her hot pooper left gaping open after my paw punched out.

Love2Read
16 years ago

You know this actually isn’t uncommon. For some reason more and more women are afraid of delivery especially if it is natural with no drugs

Kim
Kim
16 years ago

It’s sad she wouldn’t even try to give birth naturally. I had an emergency c-section but at least I can say I didn’t ‘schedule’ my baby, and I gave an effort like God intended.

capt cornhole
capt cornhole
16 years ago

Time out!!! I’ve talked and heard from several women (7 or 8) who have “elected” to have c-sections. HALF of them have addmitted that the biggest reason was to keep their cooter from being stretched out. That it wasn’t really the fear of pain. That POST-child….they still wanted to have a tight twat. That being said, the recovery from natural child birth compared to c-section is 3x on the side of c-section. Not to say either is a walk in the park. Ya’ll can get medical on my ass, but elected first pregnacy c-sections have to do w/ fear and… Read more »

Rick Da Ruler
Rick Da Ruler
16 years ago

X-TINA WAS JUST MADE FOR PLEASURE…She obviously must be either ahuge fan of, or is related to PUMA SWEDE b/c she damn sure is looking a whole helluva lot like that cumcatcher too…AND THAT’S A REALLY GOOD THING…Baby or not, I’d be inserting my face, hands, tongue, schlong, feet & various pleasurable foreign objects inside her sugar walls & don’t even get me started on those impressively massive & delicious baby feeders of hers…I wanna catch a jaw cramp trying to engulf them fun bags…