Paris Hilton LAX

The search is on. Tired of being hated on by everyone in Hollywood, Paris Hilton will turn to reality tv to find a real friend. MTV or VH1 is expected to pick it up.

“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells “Paris is tired of the haters and she’s looking for someone new. She’s looking for someone new and cool who she can trust.”

Paris is so dumb. You could tie a dead guy to her while she slept and when she wakes up and sees this guy going wherever she goes, she’ll whisper to her friends, “My boyfriend is so needy. He follows me everywhere. God, I’m so hot.” They should just make a reality show around that. Attach a dead person to Paris and see how long it takes her to figure it out. I say three seasons.