Angelina Jolie is massive

I was emailed some pictures of Angelina Jolie letting me know she was hiding her baby bump in a “Gerard Darel Long Dress in Mauve from their spring collection” and that “Angelina’s stylist Jen Rade saw the 2008 Gerard Darel ad campaign with Charlotte Gainsbourg and felt that the long dresses were perfect for Angelina. Jen quickly ordered 3 dresses in different colors, but all the same style.” I have no idea what all of that meant, but I think the guy was trying to tell me, “Dude, look at Angelina Jolie’s humongous pregnancy breasts! Hee haw, hee haw!” I can’t quite figure out why he chose to be so cryptic when he could have just said that.