Britney is single

Britney Spears and her paparazzi boyfriend are over claims The Sun. Britney, suspicious after seeing pictures of him and another girl leaving a restaurant holding hands, supposedly found a dozen raunchy texts on Adnan’s iPhone from her.

“Britney lost it and started yelling.

“She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’.

“Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’.

“Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Too bad Adnan didn’t have a phone like mine. It’s made entirely of plastic. I like to pretend I’m conducting important business meetings on it when I’m out in public. It makes me feel important.

P.S. The Sun also posted a “take me back” letter Adnan wrote referencing “milky soup” which sounds gross. I didn’t even want to touch on that.