Winners: Darjeeling DVD giveaway
The winners for the contest are as follows. There were a lot of good ones this time, but I can only pick three. As always, you have 48 hours to respond. After that, you might as well kill yourself.
- Ben: “Well, we’ve got the supplies. Now where did those hookers go?”
- Cris: “Shit, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.â€
- G: If you thought the first eleventeen seasons of the Amazing Race were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.
Once again, I’ve been entrusted to do a giveaway. This time you can win a The Darjeeling Limited DVD. The Darjeeling Limited stars Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody and tells the tale of
Three American brothers who have not spoken to each other in a year set off on a train voyage across India with a plan to find themselves and bond with each other — to become brothers again like they used to be. Their “spiritual quest”, however, veers rapidly off-course (due to events involving over-the-counter pain killers, Indian cough syrup, and pepper spray), and they eventually find themselves stranded alone in the middle of the desert with eleven suitcases, a printer, and a laminating machine. At this moment, a new, unplanned journey suddenly begins.
Better than what I got stranded in the desert with. A gunshot wound to the leg and a bad case of syphilis.
Contest rules:
- Think of your best caption for the picture above.
- Write it down in a comment or email it to “theblemish (at) gmail.com”.
- Double check you’re using a valid e-mail address you can be contacted at. E-mail address will only be used to contact winners.
- Cross your fingers.
- One entry per person.
- Three winners will be chosen.
- Contest ends Friday
Caption contest closed. Winners being chosen.
- Mar 02, 2008
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ahhhh haha…. can’t help putting a second one down:
Just came to me….
“Damn guys, when I said I was hungry enough to eat the ass out of a dead indian, I didn’t mean it literally.”
That was some “Everybody Gets Leid” party! And we thought the box in Thailand was dangerous…
OW: What do you mean I’m funny?
The ‘dude’, the ‘Ad’, and the ‘buddy’.
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Is that Pia Zadora? Do you think she’ll give us an autograph? Pia! Yoo-hoo!
Why wouldn’t he let us in? We got a bag of porn and a box of whisky. Those temple dudes are way uptight.
Charlie’s angels: chug chug chug
that damn max fischer and his plays…who gave him the budget to do one in india
OW: This IS my most serious face.
AB: Maybe this creepy-ass smile will deter people from looking in my secret and oh-so-subtle box..
JS: I’m so wistful…
OW: Wherever there is injustice, you will find us.
JS: Wherever there is suffering, we’ll be there.
AB: Wherever liberty is threatened, you will find…
All: The Three Amigos!
So THAT’S what a guy has to do to get lei’d in this town!
OW: Guys, would you come on? I don’t think that Calcutta dentist really knew what he was doing. Ouch.
AB: Dude…
JS: Yeah, dude, seriously. Shut up.
AB: Yeah, shut up about your teeth, we’re trying to sell the Poison Box.
JS: We’re trying to sell the Poison Box, dude.
Guy in the background: Hmmm…Owen Wilson in bandages, Jason Schwartzman in an inadvisable mustache, and Adrien Brody, and all three are wearing sports coats…this MUST be a Wes Anderson movie!
Wilson: Why didn’t you guys tell me the yellow mala means “one who needs the crap beaten out of”?
Brody: Ooh I can’t wait to find out what red means!
Schwartzman: White must mean “idiot who agreed to wear gay mustache”.
Wow, nobody told me about the ghetto in Oahu…
“Shit, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.”
“We finally found Earth…. just for those damn Cylons to beat the shit out of us, then welcome us with these effing leis?”
“Holas Amigos, donde esta el hospital?”
“Dude, this is India, here, take this box of explosives.”
“Does this mustache makes me look sexy?”
If you can guess what is in the box I am holding you get to keep this man with the mustache. Why does that other man have bandages on his head? That is what happens if you guess incorrectly my friend.