Winners: Darjeeling DVD giveaway

The winners for the contest are as follows. There were a lot of good ones this time, but I can only pick three. As always, you have 48 hours to respond. After that, you might as well kill yourself.

1. Ben: “Well, we’ve got the supplies. Now where did those hookers go?”
2. Cris: “Shit, this doesn’t look like Hawaii.”
3. G: If you thought the first eleventeen seasons of the Amazing Race were rough, you ain’t seen nothing yet.

Once again, I’ve been entrusted to do a giveaway. This time you can win a The Darjeeling Limited DVD. The Darjeeling Limited stars Owen Wilson and Adrien Brody and tells the tale of

Three American brothers who have not spoken to each other in a year set off on a train voyage across India with a plan to find themselves and bond with each other — to become brothers again like they used to be. Their “spiritual quest”, however, veers rapidly off-course (due to events involving over-the-counter pain killers, Indian cough syrup, and pepper spray), and they eventually find themselves stranded alone in the middle of the desert with eleven suitcases, a printer, and a laminating machine. At this moment, a new, unplanned journey suddenly begins.

Better than what I got stranded in the desert with. A gunshot wound to the leg and a bad case of syphilis.

Contest rules:

1. Think of your best caption for the picture above.
2. Write it down in a comment or email it to “theblemish (at) gmail.com”.
3. Double check you’re using a valid e-mail address you can be contacted at. E-mail address will only be used to contact winners.
4. Cross your fingers.
5. One entry per person.
6. Three winners will be chosen.
7. Contest ends Friday

Caption contest closed. Winners being chosen.