Dear God
March 3rd, 20081 commentEmail this
For the most part celebrities eventually succumb to the pressures of Hollywood and turn to plastic surgery to conform to perceived standards. Tara Reid did the opposite. Through multiple operations, Tara shows the world that 55 is the new 33. So, don’t worry guys because even without botox and lipo, you’re still 100 times better than this ugly, talentless goat.
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“back in the day” I would have been hiking off to a cash machine just like The Dude. Hell, I’d have ponied up $100 just to watch!
These days, bitch looks like she was rode hard and put away wet just as a science experiment! Her tits are wrecked, her face is wrecked, her ass is as flat as a Kansas highway…That being the case, her twat and cornhole gotta be a mess!
But hey, I’d take one for the team! I would jerk off into my hand and throw it in her face, put a clothes pin on her clit, and stick my thumb up her ass, just to make sure she wasn’t a quart low.