Comments on: Dear God http://theblemish.com/2008/03/dear-god/ Better than a slap to the face Thu, 24 May 2012 21:17:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2008/03/dear-god/#comment-49075 capt. cornhole Mon, 03 Mar 2008 16:33:55 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/dear-god/#comment-49075 "back in the day" I would have been hiking off to a cash machine just like The Dude. Hell, I'd have ponied up $100 just to watch! These days, bitch looks like she was rode hard and put away wet just as a science experiment! Her tits are wrecked, her face is wrecked, her ass is as flat as a Kansas highway...That being the case, her twat and cornhole gotta be a mess! But hey, I'd take one for the team! I would jerk off into my hand and throw it in her face, put a clothes pin on her clit, and stick my thumb up her ass, just to make sure she wasn't a quart low. “back in the day” I would have been hiking off to a cash machine just like The Dude. Hell, I’d have ponied up $100 just to watch!

These days, bitch looks like she was rode hard and put away wet just as a science experiment! Her tits are wrecked, her face is wrecked, her ass is as flat as a Kansas highway…That being the case, her twat and cornhole gotta be a mess!

But hey, I’d take one for the team! I would jerk off into my hand and throw it in her face, put a clothes pin on her clit, and stick my thumb up her ass, just to make sure she wasn’t a quart low.

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