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Garfield minus Garfield and afternoon time wasters

By The Blemish, 12:22 PM on Mar 27, 2008, 0 Comments

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Have you ever wondered if Jon Arbuckle from Garfield might not actually have ANY pets and that all these years we were merely reading about a lonely, schizophrenic, bipolar man in a comic strip about the “empty desperation of modern life”? Garfield Minus Garfield seems to think so.

  • Bastardly: Kate Beckinsale is not a PETA member
  • Drunken Stepfather: Disney advertises next to smut. I changed this link, now it’s twice as cool.
  • CityRag: Brad Pitt is the new Robert Redford
  • Bossip: The LA Times is shady, apologizes
  • Celebslam: Paris has a few dogs
  • Celebitchy: Gay teens love Ryan Phillipe
  • FHM: Cierra is your girl of the day
  • ASL: Jeremy Piven wants to buy porn in peace
  • Dlisted: Mary-Kate Olsen likes being fugly
  • SOW: Jack Nicholson still has it
  • CS: Britney might be on the kid’s choice awards
  • College Humor: The upside down treadmill
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Web Finds

  • Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
  • Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
  • Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
  • Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
  • Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
  • Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
  • Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)

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