This short clip of Britney Spears’ upcoming appearance on How I Met Your Mother was released by CBS a while ago. They decided to go with a clip of her saying, “Can we have sex and then go shopping?” in an attempt to capitalize on Britney’s fame and… sexuality? This just goes to show how out of touch CBS is. No one wants to have sex with Britney. Having her body fall on you in a heap of blubber and grease after climaxing isn’t a common fantasy. A more exciting clip to show would be one of Britney walking past a buffet. That one would shock viewers. “It was all you can eat. But. But. Britney didn’t eat anything!”