Heather Mills

But, now that Ms. Mills has parlayed her one-legged sympathy act into a $50 million payday, it’s time to celebrate. Heather landed in New York to spend some of that hard-earned cash. According to the NY Post,

“Mills was spotted looking at condos and, later, partying it up with three girlfriends at Pastis…She looked like a full-on tart. She had on a tight bustier, really tight pants and four-inch-high boots. She looked ready for anything.”

Watch out Ringo. You’re the last Beatle left and she’s coming after you. She’s only got one good leg, so escaping shouldn’t be too hard. She did catch Paul though, but he was always more innocent and gullible. If you’re walking alone at night and hear a wooden leg scraping on the ground behind you, run Ringo, run!

Guest contributor: Captain Swarthy

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