Comments on: Heather Mills is rich, rich, rich http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/ Better than a slap to the face Sun, 12 Feb 2012 08:00:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/#comment-49836 capt. cornhole Thu, 20 Mar 2008 13:22:11 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/#comment-49836 ~smile~ Firstly, I believe the word you're searching for is embittered; however, I'm not sure you are using it correctly. Embittered would lead the reader to assume that you know what the cause of my bitterness is, that the reader knows what the cause is, or (in the most correct usage) that you are going to state that cause. None of which is the case. Simply, "….you are a bitter person." would suffice. Which I'm not. Now on to Heather Mills Capt Cornhole Vs. Heather Mills Round 1: I was in the Army...Heather Mills got her leg blown off by a land mine Point to Capt Cornhole Round 2: I'm a college educated electrical engineer..Heather Mills is a former model who did soft porn Point to Capt Cornhole Round 3 She fucked a Beatle..I jerked off to nude pictures of Yoko Ono ONCE I lose a point..and she gets a point.. We're even right now. Round 4 Heather Mills claims to be a humanitarian…I gave a dollar to a wino. BUT, it's easy to be a humanitarian with other peoples money. Heather Mills loses a point… Round 5: She married mourning Beatle…Did I mention I felt really dirty after the Yoko Ono event? She loses a point. Paul should have remembered "money can't buy me love." Score: Capt Cornhole: 1…..Heather Mills: -1 We could go on and on…but clearly I've achieved more in my life, without getting a "leg" up from anyone. ~smile~
Firstly, I believe the word you’re searching for is embittered; however, I’m not sure you are using it correctly. Embittered would lead the reader to assume that you know what the cause of my bitterness is, that the reader knows what the cause is, or (in the most correct usage) that you are going to state that cause. None of which is the case.
Simply, “….you are a bitter person.” would suffice. Which I’m not.

Now on to Heather Mills

Capt Cornhole Vs. Heather Mills

Round 1:
I was in the Army…Heather Mills got her leg blown off by a land mine
Point to Capt Cornhole

Round 2:
I’m a college educated electrical engineer..Heather Mills is a former model who did soft porn
Point to Capt Cornhole

Round 3
She fucked a Beatle..I jerked off to nude pictures of Yoko Ono ONCE
I lose a point..and she gets a point..

We’re even right now.

Round 4
Heather Mills claims to be a humanitarian…I gave a dollar to a wino.
BUT, it’s easy to be a humanitarian with other peoples money.
Heather Mills loses a point…

Round 5:
She married mourning Beatle…Did I mention I felt really dirty after the Yoko Ono event?
She loses a point.

Paul should have remembered “money can’t buy me love.”

Score: Capt Cornhole: 1…..Heather Mills: -1

We could go on and on…but clearly I’ve achieved more in my life, without getting a “leg” up from anyone.

]]> By: Carlie http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/#comment-49823 Carlie Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:27:35 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/#comment-49823 Capt Conhole -Your words are those of an imbittered person. I bet she has achieved far more in her life than you have done. Get a life Capt Arsehole.. sorry Cornhole. Capt Conhole -Your words are those of an imbittered person. I bet she has achieved far more in her life than you have done. Get a life Capt Arsehole.. sorry Cornhole.

]]> By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/#comment-49680 capt. cornhole Mon, 17 Mar 2008 17:33:54 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/heather-mills-is-rich-rich-rich/#comment-49680 I'm not a Beatles fan (they never had an educational TV show like the Monkies or the Partridge family), but that gold-digging crippled bitch needs to have that fake foot stuffed up her ass. See how well she could dance then! Paul McCartney should use a few $100K and get her bumped off, just on General Principals. Or pay someone to get her hooked on meth and toss her in a Tijuana dumpster. I’m not a Beatles fan (they never had an educational TV show like the Monkies or the Partridge family), but that gold-digging crippled bitch needs to have that fake foot stuffed up her ass. See how well she could dance then!

Paul McCartney should use a few $100K and get her bumped off, just on General Principals.
Or pay someone to get her hooked on meth and toss her in a Tijuana dumpster.

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