Heidi Montag

What do you get when two of the world’s greatest pop artists join forces for a duet? Pure unadulterated awesomeness, that’s what. Today on KIIS-FM, Ryan Seacrest debuted “Dramatic”, a co-produced song by Britney Spears and Heidi Montag. OMGWTFLOL!

This is like combining a nagging cough with death or a dirty needle with accidental castration. In other words, absolutely marvelous. Listen to it here and be amazed. I couldn’t tell the difference between Britney and Heidi, but it doesn’t matter because I despise them both.