The Blemish

How wonderful

March 3rd, 20082 comments

Heidi Montag

What do you get when two of the world’s greatest pop artists join forces for a duet? Pure unadulterated awesomeness, that’s what. Today on KIIS-FM, Ryan Seacrest debuted “Dramatic”, a co-produced song by Britney Spears and Heidi Montag. OMGWTFLOL!

This is like combining a nagging cough with death or a dirty needle with accidental castration. In other words, absolutely marvelous. Listen to it here and be amazed. I couldn’t tell the difference between Britney and Heidi, but it doesn’t matter because I despise them both.

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capt. cornhole | March 4th, 2008 7:08 am

Well, he’s not looking at her tits, not looking at her ass, not coming on to her so that he can stick it in her pooper, so you must be correct, he’s a waterhead!

Waterheads like that generally damage their own cock by trying to shove things like the antlers in the back ground down their piss slits just because it seems like a good idea.

 
saxyman1004 | March 4th, 2008 6:08 am

Who’s the guy with Down syndrome in the pic?

 

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