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I don’t think she’s pregnant

There were persistent rumors that Kate Hudson was pregnant again. These pictures taken of her in Miami prove otherwise. Unless pregnancy gives you a nice ass. Which I have my doubts about. Then again, I have been wrong before. Like, one time I told this girl Cookies & Cream ice cream would give her the figure she’d always dreamed of. Turns out it didn’t. It just made her fat and lazy. Whoops. Sorry Britney.

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capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

well after having knocked one out looking at those round ass cheeks…thinking she has a double balloon knot in her cornhole which needs a bit of attention.

Then I noticed that mug of hers…she’s damn close to being a butther face.

mark
mark
16 years ago

How can someone “knock one out” to that bony, flat ass?

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

Mark: Do you want the particulars? Okay sure: I’m at the office, but there was no one lurking about, so on this occasion I did it right here. Often, and on this occasion, I take a pair of vice grips and adjust them “just right” and snap them around my cock (making sure not to pinch my cock skin). Sort of an improptu cock ring if you can picture that. Next I take a length of cord and tie one end around my nuts, I pull the other end through my legs and it tie that to the desk. I… Read more »

capt. cornhole
capt. cornhole
16 years ago

Goldie was cute when she was younger. She’s (KH) has always seemed plain.
She doesn’t have Goldie’s huge smile (that could wrap around your cock and leave your legs shaking).

Herman B
16 years ago

just one look and i could tell she’s a star. look at the way her tight little buttock are chewing on that bikini like it were bubblegum. man . . . she’s got some serious talent.

Hmm
Hmm
16 years ago

She may have the ass, but her chest is so flat, so I doubt she’s pregnant. Since, I believe breast size grow at least a cup during pregnancy.

Oh, and I have a nicer ass and tits than she does without getting pregnant. Not to mention she’s ugly without her usual 5 layer of make up.

Jack Frank
16 years ago

I want to see you!