I’m in love and time wasters

I’m madly in love with Charlize Theron. More so because she’s equally enamored with the OldBoy trilogy. Less so because she’s doing a remake of the last in the series.

• Bastardly: Heidi Montag denied you the upskirt
• Drunken Stepfather: Tara Reid never went to college so she went to Cancun
• CityRag: Disappointing celebrity offspring
• Bossip: Kim Kardashian shows some ass crack
• Celebitchy: George Clooney to be Nicole Kidman’s baby’s godfather

• ASL: Anne Hathway left her coffin
• Dlisted: Michael Stipe is gay. Surprised?
• SOW: Jamie Spears and K-Fed are cooking something
• CS: Alli Sims has a piercing… down there
• Asylum: Millions of bees have been released

• College Humor: The fetchbot 9000
• TC: Trannies need a new dance
• NinjaDude: Jessica Biel walks her dogs
• BWE: 50 animals with drinking problems