Janet Jackson

Us Magazine says Janet Jackson checked into Cedars-Sinai for the flu. Janet’s rep denies she was hospitalized and tells PEOPLE “she’s fine” and “she’s just battling this crazy flu like everyone else.” Whatever. I’m sure poor Janet can survive. The simple fact is you don’t need to stay in a hospital for the flu. Jack in the Box gave me the gift of E. Coli from their hamburgers when I was a kid and the only thing the doctor did for me was inspect my vomit. Apparently, the best treatment at the time for E. Coli was to send me home to die.

Related