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Jessica Simpson is in the hospital

By The Blemish, 1:55 PM on Mar 31, 2008, 2 Comments

Jessica Simpson

Jessica Simpson is currently being treated for a kidney infection at Cedars-Sinai. She checked in on Friday because of aches and a fever. Her boyfriend, Tony Romo, wasn’t there because he had prior commitments in Dallas. For, uhm, charity. Yea, charity. That’s it.

I’ve always wanted to be a doctor at Cedars-Sinai. That way when Jessica comes in I can tell her that she needs to strip naked to be throughly examined with massage oil. Oh, and I’ll tell her not to worry about me getting naked too. I just need to take her temperature. With my penis.

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2 Responses to “Jessica Simpson is in the hospital”

  • Mallow Mind
    4:23 PM

    Looks like she got a peepee infection from banging her boyfriend. Worse, where did he get it from.
    What does this girl do again?

  • Phillip McCracken
    2:47 PM

    lets hope she dies somehow while in there. wouldnt that be sweet having one less talentless useless smug cunt on the face of the earth?