John Mayer

John Mayer left a message on his blog yesterday for one of his exes who won’t leave him alone. People believe it’s for either Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Minka Kelly or Cameron Diaz. Mayer writes:

I was sitting in the airport lounge this morning when I started scribbling out lyrics and such…
Don’t read too far into this on a personal level. (There are no hidden messages)… I just thought it sums up how crazy love can be.

Dear Ex Lover,
Perhaps you didn’t understand the last time I told you to stop contacting me, so I’ll do my best to spell it out for you. I do not wish to have you in my life anymore. I don’t know how much more clear I can be about it. It would serve you best to move on with your life and find someone who can put up with you, because I’m done trying.
I hope this is enough closure for you.

P.S. If you need me, you know how to find me.

This got me thinking. What am I going to eat for lunch today? It’s Friday. I should treat myself. Carne asada fries perhaps.