Moviefone interviewed Kate Beckinsale and it was all pretty boring until they asked her about eating vagina.
You told an interviewer you’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. When stuff you say makes headlines, what’s the reaction of your publicity team?
I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything. At least a vagina would be warm. [laughs] My publicist has literally turned a funny color and is going to go have a lie-down. He’s throwing up now, as well. I find a lot of things kind of funny and I often say what’s on my mind, and then get nine texts from all my friends going, “What’s the matter with you?” But I haven’t ever made a big attempt to have any particular image. And I don’t really worry about it.
I think I’m in love. So much so that I wrote a poem for Kate.
“Roses are red,
violets are blue,
won’t you be mine,
because I like vaginas too.
Especially yours.
It’s my number one reoccurring fantasy.
I want to have sex with you.
Like, right now.”
I know the last part didn’t rhyme, but whatever.
Thanks goes to Andie with the rock hard abs.
