A man with an unloaded rifle and another with a camera were arrested today when police responded to a 911 call about two men on the roof of Kate Hudson’s house. They said they were shooting a movie. (NYU isn’t far away from Kate Hudson’s house).

Yea, a movie. Okay… Good luck with that. You were standing on top of a celebrity’s house with a rifle. Common sense dictates that’s not a good idea. If this was LA, the police would have shot you. You’d have an easier time explaining why you were hiding naked in a locker in the women’s shower. Trust me. I’d know. I told them two mean bullies stuffed me in there.

Correction: Three “filmmakers” were arrested.