The Blemish

Kevin Federline to Broadway

March 12th, 2008Respond

Kevin Federline

Kevin Federline may have been tapped to star in the Broadway Tony-nominated musical Legally Blonde. No word on why a Broadway musical wants a guy with no discernible talent. They could have just asked the janitor to perform.

…ex Shar Jackson says — will test his song-and-dance chops in a trio of roles — including the UPS guy who inspires the “bend and snap.”

“This is his chance to show the world what he can do,” says a pal.

What Kevin can do professionally is fumble around looking awkward. Every other sentence from him is going to be, “Line!” He’ll make being a talentless hack look easy. People think all it takes to be like K-Fed is to climb on stage and fail. It’s actually much more involved. You have to climb on stage, “step, ball, change,” and then fail.

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