NSFW language included.

  • Bastardly: Aubrey O’Day is colorful
  • Drunken Stepfather: Tara Reid is a good drunk
  • CityRag: How to look like a star
  • Bossip: Naomi Campbell is a bitch, but can still model
  • FHM: FHM’s girl of the day looks scared
  • TC: Fergie will whore anything
  • CS: An American Idol rip-off
  • SOW: Clay Aiken has morphed into Barry Manilow
  • Co-Ed: 10 things about spring on campus