Lindsay Lohan is going broke

Lindsay Lohan spent $315,000 on her two rehab stays, $1 million on hotels (the most expensive being the Chateu Marmont at $2,700/night) and $70,000 in tanning has left her almost penniless. Lindsay’s got a plan though. Her newest business venture will be to create her own line of leggings. Lindsay tells Life & Style,

“It will be a while before it comes out, but I’m going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings.”

Holy crap. I’m pissed if I have to even pay more than a $1 for a 20 oz. bottle of Coke and this freckled mess spent $2,700 a night on some place she barely stayed in. Well, I sure as hell hope that bitch dropped one of her bottles of spray on tan and spilled it all over the ground. No. I hope she dropped five bottles of spray on tan. That’ll teach her to be more frugal.