The Blemish

Liv Tyler checks herself out

By , 10:09 AM on Mar 10, 2008, 5 Comments

Liv Tyler

was at a Caribbean beach last week. I’m not sure if she noticed, but the polka dots aren’t helping. Also, using brass rings to hold her bikini bottom together probably isn’t the best idea. That’s how my friend lost an eye.

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  • capt. cornhole

    The brass ring can be used as a cock ring. Allows you to pump away on her all day long despite the creeping fug that seems to be starting at the head and working it’s way down.

    Also is it just me, or does it look like she’s be vexed w/ a shrunken head?
    Her melon looks like it’s a size or two too small for her body!

  • http://theblemish.com Victor

    Her head can’t keep up with her body. Some sort of voodoo shrunken head curse.