Marion Cotillard

Best actress Oscar winner, Marion Cotillard, is really into conspiracies. Last year on a French radio program, she suggests that the 9/11 attacks were done by America itself to cut down on expenses for rebuilding the towers. Now she’s backtracking and claims the comments were taken out of context. Uh, yea sure.

“We see other towers of the same kind hit by planes. Are they burned?” Cotillard had said in the interview. “There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, that burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed.”

Expanding her conspiracy theory, Cotillard said it would have been “a lot more expensive” to rebuild the towers “which is why they were destroyed”, with the loss of thousands of American lives.

She also believes the moon landing was fake.

“Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don’t believe all they tell me, that’s for sure.”

Obviously, she’s right. Another thing the the government is keeping from us is that the moon is actually made of cheese. The reason why we make trips there is to replenish our dwindling supply. You think cheese actually comes from cows? Ha! Freak. Find me a Monterey Jack cow. I dare you.

Marion Cotillard: Sept. 11 remarks taken out of context [NYDN]
‘9/11 attacks made up, ‘ says French best actress Oscar-winner [Daily Mail]