- AB: Simon Cowell, Oral Hygienist
- Hollywood Rag: Desperate Housewives: The Musical. God no.
- Lossip: Eva Mendes is still “recovering”
- Flisted: Nina Moric has an FHM calendar
- Egotastic: Ellen Page did a lesbian skit
- Hollywood Tuna: Alyssa Milano’s fur has been photoshopped
- DRW (Site NSFW): Demi Moore is a MILF
- EB: If I was a girl, Dane Cook would be the furthest thing from “hot.”
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
lol. what are you up to ms. philpott. i’ll spank your little buttocks.