Morning time wasters

- AB: Simon Cowell, Oral Hygienist
- Hollywood Rag: Desperate Housewives: The Musical. God no.
- Lossip: Eva Mendes is still “recovering”
- Flisted: Nina Moric has an FHM calendar
- Egotastic: Ellen Page did a lesbian skit
- Hollywood Tuna: Alyssa Milano’s fur has been photoshopped
- DRW (Site NSFW): Demi Moore is a MILF
- EB: If I was a girl, Dane Cook would be the furthest thing from “hot.”





lol. what are you up to ms. philpott. i’ll spank your little buttocks.