- AB: Simon Cowell, Oral Hygienist
- Hollywood Rag: Desperate Housewives: The Musical. God no.
- Lossip: Eva Mendes is still “recovering”
- Flisted: Nina Moric has an FHM calendar
- Egotastic: Ellen Page did a lesbian skit
- Hollywood Tuna: Alyssa Milano’s fur has been photoshopped
- DRW (Site NSFW): Demi Moore is a MILF
- EB: If I was a girl, Dane Cook would be the furthest thing from “hot.”
Web Finds
- Barbara Streisand thinks she's rich enough. (Popeater)
- Brad and Angelina are still in love or something. (The Superficial)
- Taylor Lautner talks bathroom autographs. His favorite! (PopSugar)
- Amanda Seyfried is trouble. (ASL)
- Gerard Butler is hitting that. (Celebslam)
- Rachel Bilson has some nice curves. (Popoholic)
- Dear lord. Kate Gosselin's new hair looks horrible. (Wonderwall)
lol. what are you up to ms. philpott. i’ll spank your little buttocks.