Britney Spears

Normally, hundreds of paparazzi would follow Britney’s every move waiting for the money shot. It seems the honeymoon might be over as paparazzi have reportedly lost interest in Britney Spears. Yesterday, there were “less than a half dozen covering Britney” says photographer Brad Elterman. “Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It’s moved on to Miley.”

I can see why. Britney Spears is boring. All she does is act crazy and get fat. Miley is much more interesting. Did you see the time she was walking and flashed a peace sign? How about the other time she was jumping into her car and flashed a peace sign? My goodness, I almost died from shock!

Bonus video: Miley loves Jesus

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