Paris Hilton

Not content to stay idle in South Africa and having run out of places for photo ops, Paris Hilton organized a VIP party for herself in Johannesburg. With less than 24 hours notice, Paris had created her own little Les Deux.

Inside, the couple were affectionate as they hung out in the VIP section. Paris welcomed her fans from a distance via a microphone, declaring that she “loved South Africa, the accent and everyone.”

Whenever Hilton leaned over the balcony of the VIP area, she waved and the crowd went hysterical every time, according to an observer.

The party quickly died down after the hostess departed close to 2.30 am.

The only reason the crowd cheered when Paris leaned over the balcony was because they hoped she’d fall. She didn’t. They were really disappointed. Worst party ever? Yea, worst party ever.