http://theblemish.com/2008/03/paris-hilton-threw-herself-a-party/ Better than a slap to the face Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:13:05 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/paris-hilton-threw-herself-a-party/comment-page-1/#comment-50073 capt. cornhole Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:19:15 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/paris-hilton-threw-herself-a-party/#comment-50073 Her face reminds me of the time I got a napkin ring stuck on my johnson while trying to improv a cock ring. After making a mess all over the neighbor girl backpack, I tried to pull off the ring, but my rod was too swollen up and wouldn't get soft. After a while it started to hurt a bit. I tried cold water. Nothing my cock would go soft. Well about that time the girls mother was coming home. I wasn't sure if I should try and jerk off again or hide. I started pulling on my cock again. Just looking at the girls Mom's ass. Then she turned around. It was that same bird like face, instant softie. I was partially scared over the inicident. Not so much so that I didn't later steal a pair of bird-mom's dirty panties and sniff them for a week though. Her face reminds me of the time I got a napkin ring stuck on my johnson while trying to improv a cock ring.
After making a mess all over the neighbor girl backpack, I tried to pull off the ring, but my rod was too swollen up and wouldn’t get soft.
After a while it started to hurt a bit. I tried cold water. Nothing my cock would go soft. Well about that time the girls mother was coming home. I wasn’t sure if I should try and jerk off again or hide. I started pulling on my cock again. Just looking at the girls Mom’s ass. Then she turned around. It was that same bird like face, instant softie.
I was partially scared over the inicident. Not so much so that I didn’t later steal a pair of bird-mom’s dirty panties and sniff them for a week though.

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