Patrick Swayze

The National Enquirer broke the story about Patrick Swayze’s pancreatic cancer yesterday, but may have exaggerated when they said he only has a few weeks left to live. Swayze’s physician, Dr. George Fisher, says he is responding well to treatment and is very optimistic about his progress. Even with the treatment, Patrick will continue to work. He is currently filming both a movie, Powder Blue, and a tv movie, The Beast.

Are they saying Patrick doesn’t need a new pancreas? Because I’d still really love to give him Paris Hilton’s or Lindsay Lohan’s. No charge or anything. All I need from him is a bathtub full of ice, a medical book, a serrated knife and we’re good to go. Also an alibi. One of those would be nice too.