Patrick Swayze

The National Enquirer makes shocking a claim that Patrick Swayze has five weeks to live. Patrick has been flying to and from Stanford University’s cancer center for chemotherapy. However, the cancer was not responding.

“He was told he could have two more treatments, but his cancer was not responding. In short – they held out little hope for a cure,” said an insider.

The man who danced into the hearts of audiences worldwide in the 1980s in Dirty Dancing and then broke them in the poignant love story Ghost in the early ’90s has lost more than 20 pounds in the past few weeks and is restricted to a liquid diet because he has trouble keeping down solid food, added the insider.

“It’s time to start praying for a miracle.”

Note that this is from The National Enquirer. Even though they have been right on occasion, they’re still hit or miss with their info. A lot of their stories seem to be made up. Like, when they profiled me in their magazine. They said I was a talentless loser with no friends. Not true. I have a friend. His name is Paddington Bear and he’s a good listener.