Afternoon time wasters

I tried embedding the Pineapple Express trailer, but everything broke.

• Bastardly: Kristin Cavallari still has a huge head
• Drunken Stepfather: Pink in a bikini on a boat
• CityRag: Jessica Simpson sleeps whenever she wants
• Bossip: Diddy wants to start the first celebrity taxi service
• FHM: Warriors’ Baron Davis prancing around like a sissy

• Celebslam: Nicky Hilton is unhealthy
• Celebitchy: Charlize Theron is boring
• ASL: Nicole Kidman looks like a… wait for it… a bat?
• Dlisted: Tilda and her hooker
• CS: Lisa Marie is having twins

• SOW: Beverly Hills 90210 is coming back
• College Humor: Mascot fight! Mascot fight!
• IDLYITW: Anne Hathaway loves absinthe
• DRW (Site NSFW): Myleene Klass in a tight black dress
• DH: Fat Joe is a fat tough guy

• Double Viking: Ashlee Simpson does the bikini thing
• BWE: Oh what treasures await in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame gift suite