Richie Sambora

Richie Sambora was pulled over at 11:00 p.m. last night in Laguna Beach, California and arrested for driving under the influence. Police noticed him “driving erratically in a black Hummer” and state that he “failed numerous field sobriety tests”. Once at the station, Sambora requested a blood test rather than the usual breathalyzer.

Most of you will wonder, “Who’s this Richie Sambora?” To that, I will look at you with righteous indignation and matter of factly state, “I don’t know. I think he’s a musician who used to date Denise Richards or something. Remember her? She had a threesome in Wild Things. That was totally awesome. High five!”

Update: The dumbass had his kid Ava in the car and another minor. He could be charged for endangering children.