Shia LaBeouf

Shia LaBeouf was supposed to show up in court on Tuesday due to an unlawful smoking citation he received last month. Neither he nor his lawyer made an appearance. As a result, a $1,000 bench warrant has been issued for the Transformers star. Last year, Shia was arrested for acting drunk at a Chicago Walgreens. Charges were dropped because they didn’t want to pursue it.

This is pretty much a non-issue. Call me when there’s a warrant out on him because he forgot to lock his trunk and a dead hooker falls out. That shit is embarrassing.