Steve-O is doing swell

Steve-O missed his court date yesterday. As a result, he forfeited his $10,000 bail. Despite this, his lawyer says he’s “doing great. He’s been in the hospital for two weeks. But he will be at the next court hearing.”

Steve-O is currently at Cedars Sinai Medical Center for substance abuse treatment which may be the reason for his absence at his felony cocaine possession hearing. I think. Whatever. I don’t really care. This guy is crazy. Four years ago, I gave him six months before he died from perforating his colon with a firecracker. He’s surpassed all my expectations. At this point I’m just amazed he’s still breathing without the help of a machine and is sometimes coherent.