Can reporters win Oscars? No? Well, then give this guy a cookie.
- Gawker: Scientologists’ worst enemy strikes again. This time with a fruity dance number by Tom Cruise.
- Bastardly: What’s Audrina Patridge looking at?
- Drunken Stepfather: Coco’s boobs are crazy
- CityRag: Conan the Late Night Barbarian
- Bossip: Three 6 Mafia: Coming to a strip club near you
- Asylum: Are you a mail-order bride? Desperate to settle into Canada?
- Co-Ed: It’s Spring Break. I think? That means drunken Spring Break pictures
- FHM: Siobhan Parekh. Err okay.
- Celebslam: Clooney is tapping this
- ASL: Heath Ledger was vulnerable
- Celebitchy: Minnie Driver is pregnant
- Dlisted: Katie Holmes wants her ugly hairstyle back
- SOW: Ed McMahon broke his neck last year
- CS: Christina Ricci weird lookin’
- College Humor: The infamous Seaworld blooper real
- TC: Jenna isn’t the only one trying
