The Blemish

This guy is awesome and time wasters

By The Blemish, 1:39 PM on Mar 14, 2008, 2 Comments

Can reporters win Oscars? No? Well, then give this guy a cookie.

  • Gawker: Scientologists’ worst enemy strikes again. This time with a fruity dance number by Tom Cruise.
  • Bastardly: What’s Audrina Patridge looking at?
  • Drunken Stepfather: Coco’s boobs are crazy
  • CityRag: Conan the Late Night Barbarian
  • Bossip: Three 6 Mafia: Coming to a strip club near you
  • Asylum: Are you a mail-order bride? Desperate to settle into Canada?
  • Co-Ed: It’s Spring Break. I think? That means drunken Spring Break pictures
  • FHM: Siobhan Parekh. Err okay.
  • Celebslam: Clooney is tapping this
  • ASL: Heath Ledger was vulnerable
  • Celebitchy: Minnie Driver is pregnant
  • Dlisted: Katie Holmes wants her ugly hairstyle back
  • SOW: Ed McMahon broke his neck last year
  • CS: Christina Ricci weird lookin’
  • College Humor: The infamous Seaworld blooper real
  • TC: Jenna isn’t the only one trying
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2 Responses to “This guy is awesome and time wasters”

  • capt Cornhole
    2:10 PM

    Re: Coco’s tits….who cares about her fake tits.
    I would cut my left nut out w/ a rusty hatchet to have a weekend with her ass.

    Though I would have her suffocate me Sunday night with her ass, just so I could re-neg on the deal.

    Death by Coco’s ass….not a bad way to go in Capt. Cornhole’s world!!!!

  • Victor
    4:02 PM

    I’d assume you have that written in your will somewhere.