Comments on: Tom Cruise auditioned his wives http://theblemish.com/2008/03/tom-cruise-auditioned-his-wives/ Better than a slap to the face Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:17:18 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: capt. cornhole http://theblemish.com/2008/03/tom-cruise-auditioned-his-wives/comment-page-1/#comment-49385 capt. cornhole Mon, 10 Mar 2008 15:00:55 +0000 http://theblemish.com/2008/03/tom-cruise-auditioned-his-wives/#comment-49385 Creepy part is the tape. Some old goat dude : "Mr. Cruise would like to see your meat curtians young lady. Please disrobe, lie down on the bed, and place your feet in the stirups. Now we are also going to measure the diameter of your spincter..." You KNOW there was a mandatory physical exam! Tommy Girl is the classic stuck up rich kid. He bought Scientology so he could have friends and rule over people. His best friends are his Fleshlight: w/ prom night insert, and his big bubba anal plug. Keeps is cornhole shaved, unless he's had laser hair removal on it! Over the top vainty (you never see a hair out of place). He's plugging a 10 on the gaydar meter. Creepy part is the tape.
Some old goat dude : “Mr. Cruise would like to see your meat curtians young lady. Please disrobe, lie down on the bed, and place your feet in the stirups. Now we are also going to measure the diameter of your spincter…”

You KNOW there was a mandatory physical exam!

Tommy Girl is the classic stuck up rich kid. He bought Scientology so he could have friends and rule over people.

His best friends are his Fleshlight: w/ prom night insert, and his big bubba anal plug.
Keeps is cornhole shaved, unless he’s had laser hair removal on it!
Over the top vainty (you never see a hair out of place).

He’s plugging a 10 on the gaydar meter.

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