Afternoon time wasters
By The Blemish, 2:08 PM on Apr 01, 2008, 0 Comments
I ran into Paris Hilton at the airport yesterday. She’s actually pretty nice. She bought me a few drinks and we hung out and I promised to stop making fun of her. For a while. Then she left to go meet up with that asshole Benji Madden. Haha. April Fool’s! I actually stayed home all day yesterday and cried into my pillow. Joke’s on you, loser!
By the way, that video above has nothing to do with anything at all. Sorry.
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