- Bastardly: Ali Larter tried on some clothes
- Drunken Stepfather: Mary Carey and her retarded tits
- CityRag: NY remembers George Clooney
- Bossip: Ice-T needs to school Coco
- Asylum: British women trying to stop lap dances at business meetings
- Celebitchy: Ryan Phillippe gets it on with Veatrice
- CS: David Beckham does Leno
- Dlisted: Lisa Rinna doing Ashton Kutcher’s lame show
- SOW: Roger Ebert can no longer speak
- ASL: Dane Cook isn’t funny
- College Humor: Tumbler tumbles
- AB: Felix Dennis would like a word with you
- DRW (NSFW): Rihanna bends over
- EB: Velvet Revolver dumps Scoot Weiland
- HB: Kate Hudson moving in with Owen Wilson?
