- Bastardly: Ali Larter tried on some clothes
- Drunken Stepfather: Mary Carey and her retarded tits
- CityRag: NY remembers George Clooney
- Bossip: Ice-T needs to school Coco
- Asylum: British women trying to stop lap dances at business meetings
- Celebitchy: Ryan Phillippe gets it on with Veatrice
- CS: David Beckham does Leno
- Dlisted: Lisa Rinna doing Ashton Kutcher’s lame show
- SOW: Roger Ebert can no longer speak
- ASL: Dane Cook isn’t funny
- College Humor: Tumbler tumbles
- AB: Felix Dennis would like a word with you
- DRW (NSFW): Rihanna bends over
- EB: Velvet Revolver dumps Scoot Weiland
- HB: Kate Hudson moving in with Owen Wilson?
Web Finds
- Wanna party with Jon Gosselin? It'll cost you $12,000. You should get on this quick. (Popeater)
- Kristen Stewart shouldn't be doing interviews. (The Superficial)
- Cameron Diaz still thinks it's Halloween. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Alec Baldwin will get plastic surgery, mark his words. (Wonderwall)
- Sienna gets slinky in vintage. (ASL)
- Sarah Jessica Parker loves diapers and Kim Cattrall. Is it opposite day? (PopSugar)
- Miranda Kerr needs a hug. From my thighs. (IDLYITW)
Are her breasts trying to sneak away from her body?