- Bastardly: Ali Larter tried on some clothes
- Drunken Stepfather: Mary Carey and her retarded tits
- CityRag: NY remembers George Clooney
- Bossip: Ice-T needs to school Coco
- Asylum: British women trying to stop lap dances at business meetings
- Celebitchy: Ryan Phillippe gets it on with Veatrice
- CS: David Beckham does Leno
- Dlisted: Lisa Rinna doing Ashton Kutcher’s lame show
- SOW: Roger Ebert can no longer speak
- ASL: Dane Cook isn’t funny
- College Humor: Tumbler tumbles
- AB: Felix Dennis would like a word with you
- DRW (NSFW): Rihanna bends over
- EB: Velvet Revolver dumps Scoot Weiland
- HB: Kate Hudson moving in with Owen Wilson?
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
Are her breasts trying to sneak away from her body?