Amber Heard

  • Bastardly: Amber Heard is the poor man’s Scarlett Johansson
  • Drunken Stepfather: Sarah Silverman sings with her vagina
  • CityRag: Renee Zellweger and the Bridget Jones curse
  • Bossip: Murder at Dr. Dre’s author event
  • FHM: A Kristen Bell interview for your enjoyment
  • Asylum: Trading sex for cash is basic animal behavior
  • Celebitchy: Dr. Phil is in trouble
  • SOW: Find Waldo on Google Earth
  • ASL: Miley Cyrus is sick
  • Dlisted: The Tree Man is looking for love
  • CS: Chicken scratch sketches
  • College Humor: Mick Jagger sings Chocolate Rain
  • Daily Stab: Posh’s fashion line is a failure