- Bastardly: Amber Heard is the poor man’s Scarlett Johansson
- Drunken Stepfather: Sarah Silverman sings with her vagina
- CityRag: Renee Zellweger and the Bridget Jones curse
- Bossip: Murder at Dr. Dre’s author event
- FHM: A Kristen Bell interview for your enjoyment
- Asylum: Trading sex for cash is basic animal behavior
- Celebitchy: Dr. Phil is in trouble
- SOW: Find Waldo on Google Earth
- ASL: Miley Cyrus is sick
- Dlisted: The Tree Man is looking for love
- CS: Chicken scratch sketches
- College Humor: Mick Jagger sings Chocolate Rain
- Daily Stab: Posh’s fashion line is a failure
Web Finds
- Oprah can be replaced. (Popeater)
- The 2009 GQ Men of the Year Awards featuring... women? (The Superficial)
- Models in the hair and make-up chair for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. (Drunken Stepfather)
- Mark Sailing made the unwise choice to hook up with Audrina Patridge. (Lainey)
- Years of self-tanning has led Victoria Beckham to have a natural orange glow. (Celebitchy)
- John Mayer goes to battle on the Today Show. (Popsugar)
- Remember that dude from Dawson's Creek. Things aren't going so well for him. (Wonderwall)
close that blouse . . . grinning like that. oops. darn it, my penis got a runny nose.