- Bastardly: Amber Heard is the poor man’s Scarlett Johansson
- Drunken Stepfather: Sarah Silverman sings with her vagina
- CityRag: Renee Zellweger and the Bridget Jones curse
- Bossip: Murder at Dr. Dre’s author event
- FHM: A Kristen Bell interview for your enjoyment
- Asylum: Trading sex for cash is basic animal behavior
- Celebitchy: Dr. Phil is in trouble
- SOW: Find Waldo on Google Earth
- ASL: Miley Cyrus is sick
- Dlisted: The Tree Man is looking for love
- CS: Chicken scratch sketches
- College Humor: Mick Jagger sings Chocolate Rain
- Daily Stab: Posh’s fashion line is a failure
Web Finds
- Barbara Streisand thinks she's rich enough. (Popeater)
- Brad and Angelina are still in love or something. (The Superficial)
- Taylor Lautner talks bathroom autographs. His favorite! (PopSugar)
- Amanda Seyfried is trouble. (ASL)
- Gerard Butler is hitting that. (Celebslam)
- Rachel Bilson has some nice curves. (Popoholic)
- Dear lord. Kate Gosselin's new hair looks horrible. (Wonderwall)
close that blouse . . . grinning like that. oops. darn it, my penis got a runny nose.