Ali Lohan

Ali Lohan will be following in her sisters footsteps as she prepares for her feature film debut in Mostly Ghostly. 14-year-old Ali will play a “popular high school senior,” a character which has drawn obvious comparisons to Lindsay’s character in Mean Girls. Why this sudden need to act? Because Ali has no other marketable skills of course! Oh and this.

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage.”

If you thought Ali’s young age would hinder her ability to pull off a believable 17-year-old high school senior, then fear not. The new and improved Ali looks like a seasoned 25-year-old already weathered from innumerable coke binges and five tours of rehab. And if Ali is feeling a little lost on her journey to become another member of young, dumb Hollywood, she can turn to her big sis. Lindsay’s always on hand with good advice, good alcohol and phenomenal hard drugs.